From the President of the United States to Prime Minister Jonas Gahre Store of Norway and European ambassadors in Washington D.C., January 18, 2026:
Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT
I was going to write something satirical about Norway giving DJT a medal and calling it a Nobel Prize if DJT agrees to just go away and leave us all alone, preferably taking Stephen Miller with him, but reality has rendered satire superfluous. If this doesn't trigger the 25th Amendment, nothing will.
